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Welcome to my world...

Jodi Taylor

That's me...

Staring off to the distance - away with the fairies. It's a look my friends, family and long suffering agent know well. But the good news is that it means I'm busy plotting and that there will be a new book coming soon.

Long Story Short

Long Story Short, a new anthology of short stories is out on 11th July. This includes When Did You Last See Your Father, a new short story, about when Leon meets Max's father. 

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Fans of the Chronicles of St Mary's

Meet fellow Disaster Magnets (the name for fans) from around the globe. Fun, friendly and just a bit bonkers.

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Jodi Taylor Book Discussion Group

Join this online Book Group to discuss all aspects of Jodi Taylor's books, plots and characters.

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Virtual St Mary's

Join a department, go on jumps and live at St Mary's - virtually! It's a lot of fun, creative madness - join today!

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The Spoiler group

This group is for people who have read and wish to freely discuss Jodi Taylor's latest book(s).

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Reader Reviews

Jodi’s books are interesting and very amusing. I have read and re-read them many times. Highly recommended!

Jo Little

Witty, funny, educational (I've learned lots of history), and wonderful characters, both nice and nasty.

Diane Reuby

Love them, already read them several times. Had a feast of St Mary’s last month when I read them again back to back. Great fun.

Linda Jarvis

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